Yoga is what keeps me from blowing parliament

The idea that we live in a multiverse made up of infinite parallel universes, also called “alternate dimensions”, or “alternate timelines,” has been defended by various prominent physicists. In one of such hypothetical universes, the following conjecture may be taking place, and reflecting upon it may be utility-generating for scholars in various timelines:

Setting: a dystopian and post-apocalyptic near-future history version of the United Kingdom.

Codename V was at one point an inmate at one of many concentration camps where political prisoners, homosexuals, black people, Jews and Muslims were exterminated by a fascist dictatorship that rules Britain.

Over time, the man is allowed to grow flowers and raise crops for camp officials. The man eventually starts taking surplus ammonia-based fertilizer back to his cell. He then takes a large amount of grease solvent from the gardens. In secret, the man uses the fertilizer and solvent to make mustard gas and napalm. On a stormy night he detonates his homemade bomb and escapes his cell. Much of the camp is set ablaze, and many of the guards are killed by the mustard gas. The camp is evacuated and closed down. He adopts the new identity, “V”, and dons a Guy Fawkes mask and costume.

V walks and wandered until setting up his lair in abandoned Victoria Station in London. Near his home, he stumbles upon a Yoga Studio and spends the next five years training in various schools of Yoga practice. Every time Codename V fantasized about blowing up parliament, a session of Hatha Flow or Yin Yoga would do the trick.

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